1. Someone u hate: "Excuse me, what time is it now?" Women:" It's 1:05PM" Someone u hate:(confused look on face) "U knw, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirthy times today,, and every time someone gives me a different answer."
2.Father: well son, how r ur exam results?
Son: They're under water
Father: what do u mean?
Son: below "C" level!
3.Boyfriend: Why didnt u give me anything for my birthday?
Girlfriend: U told me to surprise u.
4. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six pieces or twelve pieces. She responded,"six, please. I could nvr eat twelve."
5.Anytime u see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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Disclaimer(duh?)*I was just doing this post for fun and I dont own them anddd~ NO OFFENCE =^-^=.
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